Two

The number of nipples a person has

Two is a prime number

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Postal Two

Postal 2. Weird FPS where you deliver packages to a bunch of weirdos in a small town.

Or something to that effect.

"Wow! This new game, 'Postal two', is really weird, funny, and fun to play. And I don't usually like weird games!"

or:

"Hey, the weather's been really rainy lately, why don't I play my good ol' copy of 'Postal two' for the thousandth time to take my mind off it."

by Mr.Trails124 November 18, 2023

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023

two two three

It's a slang word for a Glock 23. A hand Gun known for it's precision and accuracy for beginner shooters too.

Jimmy was popped with a two two three by a 15 year old amateur gangster.

by LowViro_De_Hero April 27, 2023

Two-Hour-Land

New England.

Wanna go to Boston in Two-Hour-Land?

by IntergalactalEnergy April 27, 2023