piss-wank

Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.

Look over there at Archie! He's such a piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018

Piss Fart

When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.

Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!

by Greenhunt June 7, 2018

sheep piss

Exclamation of anger.

-We're sorry you were not approved
-Sheep piss!

by SargentoPillow June 9, 2018

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017

Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.

Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"

by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020