fortnite

a game that eats 7 year olds brains

minecraft is superior in all ways

often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"

everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.

"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"

friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?

you: we are no longer friends.

by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022

Fortniteitis

A disease contracted from playing Fortnite too long. If you go more than 6 hours without Fortnite (excluding sleeping) you will begin to go insane, For a day, you will go completely insane, and for 2 days you will die.

Symptoms include:
• Lack of showers
• Lack of Girlfriend
• Desire to play Fortnite at all times

Guy 1: man did you hear about timmy’s Fortniteitis?
Guy 2: Yeah i heard he passed after his mom took his Xbox away for 2 days.

by CartierV2 June 4, 2022

Fortnite

Another Word for "Gay"

Kid–"shooooo sheeeeeesh I JUST got 2 EaRnIngs in Fortnite I'm RiCh"

guy– That's gay

by Cornhubplayer December 8, 2021

fortnite the rock

Fuck me the rock is in fortnite 🦉🦉🦉🦉

omg fortnite the rock is here

by Did you expect a name December 9, 2021

fortnite

the block game

my penis enlarges when i watch fortnite

by Xxbachukefan69xX December 9, 2021

Fortnite XP Glitch

when you just have to get to tier 100 over night.

hey wanna do a Fortnite XP Glitch?

by Gonger Man 3000 December 16, 2021

Fortnite balls

Nothing sexual, just basketballs, footy balls etc in fortnite.
You can play with bouncy balls in fortnite as well!

Person 1:"what did ya do in the weekend, mate"
Person 2: " nothing much, but you wanna play with some jiggly, bouncy, and fun Fortnite balls?"
Person 1:"sure, let's play with them in the bedroom tv!"

by DrBiGBallZ December 23, 2021