two-fer

A derogatory term suggesting that someone fits the stereotypes of two different marginalized classes, typically used as a slur against visible minorities.

"He's black AND an apartment renter? The guy's such a two-fer."

by koolkonservativesklub January 26, 2024

the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

two boys fighting under a duvet

When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet

Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, looks like two boys fighting under a duvet

by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023

Two

A green number from The Power Of Two (youtube)

They have silly powers and can like kill people and stuff its really cool

Hey two when you bake a cake decorate it take it to the players who are save that how you know it's cake at staaaakkkkeeee

by GGAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! October 9, 2023

Ten buck two

A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.

See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere

"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"

"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?

by C45P4 October 24, 2023

Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh

1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID

by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023