Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.

"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"

by Dr. Fell Boien June 4, 2024

take that back and put it where you stick it

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“take that back and put it where you stick it” - sammiesfriendsammie

by Oh-the-Baby-Bell June 21, 2024

take that back and put it where ya stick it

a catchy phrase to use when you want someone to take back an offensive comment.

“hey man, i really hated that game today!”
“dude, take that back and put it where ya stick it! it was a good game!”

by yo-yo 🪀 June 21, 2024

take that back and put it where you stick it

1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it

John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it

by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024

Take everything I have

Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...

Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye

"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

by Voortrekker June 25, 2024

Taking a Gilbert

When your friend states they will be somewhere by a certain time, then falls asleep for hours instead.

Aw man, I invited Jeff to play Call of Duty, I guess he decided he was taking a Gilbert instead.

Was going to to go out tonight, ended up taking a Gilbert instead.

by SlicktheWild July 3, 2024