Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Festival Rules

Festival rules are called by a couple BEFORE arriving at any large public gathering (concert, music festival, sporting event, etc.) Both must agree that Festival rules apply. Once agreed, the first person to see someone they know must call them by name and get a mutual acknowledgement that you do, in fact, know each other. You MUST know the person's name, and they must know yours. If you are the first to win, you get to name your prize, usually your favorite sexual position or favor.

A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.

by rancheroman July 5, 2011

Rule L7

When you hug a close friend but start to dry hump them and initiate penal contact (bare back or through clothing). The initiator of said dry humps owns the recipients soul regardless of the severity of physical contact. A mere act of dry homepage does not suffice under Rule #L7 but contact between clothing or actual penal instrument is required to own said soul.

James gave Nathan a hug when he returned to work but Nathan initiated Rule L7 and stole James’ soul

by anonymous December 20, 2023

Rule 34

A rule that states if something is on the internet, there's porn of it.

"Never draw rule 34 of characters. Even if they're your favorite."

by CanACrackerGetSomeEggs December 28, 2023

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the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 6, 2024

Etsy Rule

A rule that states that an item (typically clothing) is considered vintage if at least 20 years old. Following the requirement on Etsy: "For an item to be considered vintage on Etsy, it must be at least 20 years old"

"Yooo that jacket's sick, is it vintage?"
"I don't have a clue, it used to belong to my uncle who got it around 20 years ago."
"According to the Etsy Rule, your jacket is vintage"

by sheikhaladdin January 6, 2024

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