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Bum Babies

I ate too much chilli last night and spent all this morning giving birth to Bum Babies.
by NavePun January 28, 2022
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Bum

Someone who knows that there boyfriend has been wanting to hang out for 3 weeks and decides to hang out with freinds that probably don't actually care about her
Hayleigh the bum went to hang out with makayla, Alesha, and emmalee
by BadLandsChugs January 30, 2022
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Bum

A person who knows that their boyfriend has been wanting to hang out for 3 weeks but instead goes and hangs out with ppl who use her for weed and prob don't car about her
The bum went to hang out with Makayla, Alesha, and, emmalee
by BadLandsChugs January 30, 2022
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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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bummy bum bum

Really funny in my BUMMY BUM BUM
by Luthon September 12, 2021
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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Fingering Bum

A word used by people from Reading to indicate procrastination
1) "What have you been up to today, mate?"
2) "Nothing much, been fingering bum."
by Mark Park September 22, 2021
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