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Top G

A lonely, misunderstood individual who acts like they're the most important thing ever, pretends they know and is liked by everyone, has well-below average IQ, and often wants to maintain dominance in most situations. They will also attempt anything in order to remain relevant and feel important. However, their presence is often unwanted by most people.
Look out, Top G has arrived...
by Dansk35 March 10, 2025
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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.
That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.
by rancherogringo March 15, 2025
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top floor lib

People who sit on the top floor lib are such Alphas
by Alphastopfloor3 May 31, 2024
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Top Mount

Where you get your sexual partner on their hands and knees and straddle them from behind, then proceed to place your right hand on the left breast and your left hand on the breast.
bro- how did your date go last night?
Bro- it went well, We went back to my place and i got that bitch in TOP MOUNT
by C-Raig69 June 1, 2024
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Top

The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.
"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"
by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024
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patty top

Top of skull is flat
A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on
by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024
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