a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
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by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024
Get the TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK mug.Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)
"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"
by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024
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by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021
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1st guy: Dude look at this chic I met on fb! She's amazing! Almost to good to be true.
2nd guy: Dude I know her she is a f Facebook sugarbaby! Don't give her your money! that's all she wants!
1st guy: Dammit! I already sent her $100!
2nd guy: Dude I know her she is a f Facebook sugarbaby! Don't give her your money! that's all she wants!
1st guy: Dammit! I already sent her $100!
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Get the facebook barbie mug.The uniquely generational whiplash of watching a once-cool college network devolve into a digital family reunion hall, marketplace, propaganda engine, and memory prison. The trauma is multifaceted: the horror of old, cringe posts resurfacing via "Memories," the stress of navigating political rants from relatives, the paranoia of its omnipotent ad targeting, and the sadness of seeing it become a ghost town for your peers, populated only by ads and aunt-level memes. It's the platform that refuses to let you or your past die, forcing you to constantly confront a younger, dumber version of yourself.
Example: "His Facebook 'On This Day' feature is a personalized trauma engine. Every morning, it serves him a political take from 2010, a bad haircut from 2014, and a photo of an ex. He stays on only to manage the community group for his apartment building, which is just people arguing about parking." Trauma from Facebook
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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