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Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.
I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
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Facebook Music

All music on Facebook.
I heard the new song on Facebook music.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
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Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
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facebook mom

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs
facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol
by juddily June 30, 2022
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Facebook gaming

Also known as Spybook gaming, Crapbook gaming and Shitbook gaming. It tries to be superior to YouTube, Pornhub and Twitch.
It is scary to think that your favorite youtuber, pornhub channel or twitch channel would end up on Facebook gaming
by Notmelol123 February 23, 2022
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Trauma from Facebook

The uniquely generational whiplash of watching a once-cool college network devolve into a digital family reunion hall, marketplace, propaganda engine, and memory prison. The trauma is multifaceted: the horror of old, cringe posts resurfacing via "Memories," the stress of navigating political rants from relatives, the paranoia of its omnipotent ad targeting, and the sadness of seeing it become a ghost town for your peers, populated only by ads and aunt-level memes. It's the platform that refuses to let you or your past die, forcing you to constantly confront a younger, dumber version of yourself.
Example: "His Facebook 'On This Day' feature is a personalized trauma engine. Every morning, it serves him a political take from 2010, a bad haircut from 2014, and a photo of an ex. He stays on only to manage the community group for his apartment building, which is just people arguing about parking." Trauma from Facebook
by Abzugal January 30, 2026
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