Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.

What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.

by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020

Bird

Bird is a word.

A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird
About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird

by 🍰 December 14, 2020

Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.

This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy

by guapoobands December 20, 2020

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Baby-Bird Boofing

When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus

Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Baby-Bird Boofing

When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.

Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.

by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021

Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.

Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.

by Dark vibes January 8, 2021