phallic brawl to the death

A random girl texts you saying she's down to give you a blowjob. You ask your roommate to give you the room but he denies it, so you decide to go to the building's storage room with the girl instead. Your roommate is so adamant in not letting you get head, so he follows you all the way down to the storage room. Even though you manage to get into the storage room with the girl and lock it, your roommate, who is a master locksmith, decides to start picking the lock. Right as you are about to nut, he cracks the lock, and you end up nutting all over him. In a fit of rage, you start deepthroating your roommate in order to take out your anger for him messing up your blowjob. Then he starts to retaliate, so you decide to strangle him to death. A few more moments later, your roommate chomps your entire cock off. Instead of giving up, you put all your strength into keeping his jaw jocked shut, and in the end, he ends up suffocating to death from your severed cock deepthroating him all while the girl who just sucked you off is watching from the side.

Marco had a phallic brawl to the death with Ahmed.

by royalnegus812 December 2, 2024

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Milwaukee Death Wish

A man throwing up into a toilet on his hands and knees, while his partner eats his asshole.

Bob: How was your night last night?
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days

by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024

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im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

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death menstruation

When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?

(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!

by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024

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Death By Penders

An irrational fear you get where you refuse to watch/play/read a piece of media over an abstract fear despite hearing you might like it. Named after infamous artist Ken Penders.

he doesn't want to watch Sonic SatAM because he has a fear of Death By Penders

by StarHogs January 4, 2025

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