happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

Tick-Tock

This song is the incarnation of team fortress two memes. If you hear this song, run as fast as possible. You don't want to see what's on that phone.

Guy 1: hey check this out

Guy 2: man this Tick-Tock song is grea-

by Keylord31 August 14, 2023

Tick

From the mobile game brawl stars, the single most annoying creature on the planet and beyond

Hey who's the gem carrier?

Oh it's Tick

We're fucled

by TheWanderinBard November 30, 2021

tick it up

Running up a tab with a drug dealer.

He won't answer his phone because he knows I want to tick it up.

by PseudoBigs December 20, 2020

Tick Pic

After a hike, you discover a Tick on your Dick. Worried.... you then take a pic to send to your doctor. Thus a "Tick Pic."

Craig discovered a tick on his dick... He sent a Tick Pic to his Doc.

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Ticks

Ticks are what the Overwatch community usually uses to describe the marks that show up when a team captures part of a point (past 33% on Hybrid or Assault/2CP, the progress saves and is shown by a "tick" – a small arrow – in the UI).

eg：New York Excelsior get 0 ticks in this match.
In this context, NYXL getting 0 ticks means they never got to 33% on Hybrid or Assault's Point A.

by Annabel.Zzz May 3, 2021

Blue Tick

A phrase used to describe a person who is verified on Instagram or Twitter, used to reference their superiority in the social media hierarchy.

Person 1: "How's it going with that guy you are seeing?"
Person 2: "It's okay, but I am not sure if I really like him or the fact that he is a Blue Tick."
Person 1: "Yeh that's true, but I guess it's great for your social media presence though."

by Sir Cunty McFuck July 21, 2022