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SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022
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PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA

It is when to your consternation you are put in their abusive driiling.

When people hate security at STANFORD MALL so much they start stealing and assaulting the people in security at the mall as the PALO.ALTO SECUTITY TRAUMA has gotten around big time and not only that PALO ALTO'S laws passed so people can practice PARSIMONY peacefully without anyone being able to ask anyone of anything to help out.
When that set me up.for pan handling to afford some food and they immediately trespass me out and the five dollars given

blows away in the wind you feel the PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA when you come back after eight months and are treated wose not able to not only at dinner time to get something to eat but SHAKE SHACK.LIES about saying they will give you something renegues.
by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL April 8, 2022
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Homie Security

When two male friends are comfortable enough in their status as homies that they can appreciate the objective attractiveness of each other.
When the homies are secure they can cuddle, they got homie security.
Or
“Damn Cp is gooood looking, I feel comfortable saying that cuz we have homie security”
by Janesplaining January 8, 2021
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private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
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national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."
The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.
by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024
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Papi Sandino/All Star security

Papi Sandino/All Star security is a subject that does not take his pills le gusta las peruanas and is the worst All star instructor of all time he got dumped in disney for not wanting to see fireworks so his girlfriend broke up with him and darrel hates him and he likes every girl in the drill team
All star instructor hate Papi Sandino/All Star security
by Snadino Glazer January 10, 2025
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