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selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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Sharing chapstick

When the girl rimming you and the girl blowing you switch positions they're sharing chapstick.
Oh dude, see Jill and Lisa over there, I hear they love sharing chapstick, we should invite them.
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share-podding

The use of one set of wireless headphones by two people to listen to the same music (from share + AirPods)
The couple were share-podding, listening to music on the train.
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such a share

when someone sends you a text or other form of electronic exchange that they came up with and you like it and tell them to share it
lol, that’s such a share
by amy theresa August 28, 2022
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Boyfriend sharing

The act of 2 women sharing one man without any jealousy
Hey do you mind boyfriend sharing with me since I have no date tonight?
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Girlfriend sharing

When a guy shares his girlfriend with his male friend
Hey bro do you mind girlfriend sharing with me since I have no date to the movies?
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national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates
“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”
by sesh lads October 17, 2022
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