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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Free Range Chicken

A girl without a boyfriend. One who is not tied down
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
by rr12 May 1, 2023
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Technological range of motion

The amount of technological knowledge one has without searching, Googling, or watching YouTube videos.
I've tried everything I know. That's the extent of my technological range of motion.
by Tukanu May 2, 2023
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dirty rang

When the receiver during double penetration sex realizes there is another
Person 1: Yo I got the biggest dirty rang yesterday

Person 2: I know, I gave it to you.

Person 1: what
by myppsmall November 22, 2021
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Mai Rang

A Vietnamese name which is used for a person who has the curly hair. She has an artistic hair but a silly personality. Often slapped by a wibu girl. A UNO master. Many teachers love Mai Rang, especially the Literature teacher and Geometry teacher.
“Mai Rang just dropped the blue tornado card!" - "Fuck you Mai Rang"
by parannabi November 21, 2021
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Baldy Range

Baldy Range is an area where a long shot is taken in pro clubs between the distances of 20-35 yards from goal.
by BaldGuy October 15, 2021
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Fuck It Range

The range of varying times, circumstances, events or actions that elevate oneself to reaching the point where one just says Fuck It.

Generally, the Fuck It range starts at the low end of the trend line and progresses to the pinnacle where one rattles off a resounding “Fuck It” verbal tirade of varying degree.

Once the top end of the Fuck It Range is reached, and the “Fuck It” has been proclaimed, the outcomes will vary and are completely situational.
My boss continues to take all the credit for my work and gets a big bonus and I keep getting crumbs. I’m in the Fuck It Range and one more time I’m done and it’s over.

I spent 45 minutes trying to fix that leaking faucet. I hit the fuck it range after I busted my knuckle twice. But I got it fixed.

Every day my wife puts me in the fuck it range with her incessant nagging about the skid marks in my underwear when she does laundry. Next time I just won’t wipe at all.

My fuck it range is short today. Try me. Seriously. Try me.

Bitch I’ve reached the fuck it range. I don’t care if you are his momma Imma knock your ass out.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2021
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