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B-RAD the granny pounder

Its more complex than you might think. Hes natural and skilled at it. Born with it. He pounds, nests, humps the honey and last but not least, he hides the salami. You can think of him as to "pork your lover". Ladies keep your grannys away for b-RADS!!! they float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!!
B-RAD the granny pounder are extremely horny and sexual. They get sexually aroused around grannys
by GRANNY MUFFER December 4, 2023
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pillow pounder

someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.
my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows

hes my lil pillow pounder <3
by IWantMyForeskinBackBitch December 18, 2023
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Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.
A pounder baldridge a day keeps the doctor away.
by False Devil July 8, 2023
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30 pounder

when you have a 30 pound cock.
"i got a 30 pounder mate"
by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023
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Quarter Pounder

A person who is mixed with 25% (thus "quarter") of something.

Definitely a reference of the burger.

Also can be said as "quart pounder"
"Her grandma white, so she a quarter pounder"
by Rani,therapper April 16, 2023
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Josh Pounder

I very sexy guy that gets all the girls and has a massive willy. Josh Pounder is the definition of sexy like if sexy was a word it would be him.
Josh Pounder is just sexy okay!
by Joshhhxo April 13, 2020
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Sauerkraut Pounder

when a man of german decent will take his haus frau to their marital bed and pull out a jar of sauerkraut juice and his sausage. the juice is then used in a variety of sexual acts including oral anal vaginal sex. the juice is used as a lubricant and increases the fertility of the haus frau. it can be used on occasion when conventional lube cannot be found. substitutes include pickle juice and literally any other fermenting liquid
My girl and I are getting bored, we’re thinking of trying the sauerkraut pounder tonight.
by lards mccoy February 13, 2020
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