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Average Joe

This term is used for people who really don't have anything going in their life, or look the part of an uncharacteristically ordinary person.
"He's just an average Joe. All he does is go to work, eat and sleep."
by Dr. Rizzmeister June 7, 2023
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ilia malinin's 4a+1eu+3s
he broke the internet again with his average combo
by julyette June 22, 2023
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
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As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is
A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.
by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024
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Average

srb2 guy who is hated by luigi budd (despite luigi budd formerly being named Average's good boy~)
Average is also so weak he can't kill a teddy bear
part of the bfdi love triangle
Average us named kitten :iwantsummadat:
by Octosquid August 12, 2024
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Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025
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