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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023
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Neil

Neil is one of the most shortest people you will ever meet. He is very Loyal and He will always have your back. He is super Funny and has a great sense of humor. He gets pissed off super easy and its most likely always because someone says something about his girlfriend as he is very protective of his baby girl. This dude makes a great boy freind. If you get a Neil don't let go.
Hey who is that short kid?

Oh! That tree stump? Thats neil!
by Savycookie06 October 21, 2019
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Neil

A Neil is a person who is a druggee, for example on marijuana. They often live in California or solihull.
If you know a person who is a Neil don’t trust them, and don’t give them money.
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Neil Francis Edward

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive
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Neil

The most stupid fucking bitch ever. The most overrated piece of shit to ever Grace this goddamn earth.
Yo, Neil’s a bitch.
by Omammy October 22, 2020
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Who's Neil

One of the most fundamental questions in the universe that has no true definition.A phrase often used by many honorary academics and noblemen.No one really knows who Neil is.Guess we'll never know
Math teacher:Who can answer this question?
Me:What is it ma'am?
Math teacher:Who's Neil?
Me:BRUH
by Yourebiggay October 24, 2020
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Neil

Someone that says they are coming that doesn’t show up
Don’t do a Neil and not show up.

You going to Neil us this weekend?

Xxxxx “NEILED” us on the long weekend.
by anonymous October 26, 2020
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