Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

total mong

jeremy corbyn

you sir are a total mong

by mongmna November 28, 2019

mong

fucking queer cunt

you bloody mong

by huuuuuuuggggooooo November 28, 2019

King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.

The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.

by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019

Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019