Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.

She has mix match kids.

by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024

BOXing Match

When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.

Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.

by maximumdamage69 December 7, 2022

Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.

I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!

by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023

Match

To pull up with the same amount of marijuana during a smoke sesh

Hey bro you trying to come over and match , we can smoke our separate joints in the back.

by Isaiah Israeli July 1, 2023

1v1 Final Destination No Items Match

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.

A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.

by Filename99 September 1, 2023

toss the match

1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.

Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!

by Carbon06 November 20, 2020