Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

BOXing Match

When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.

Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.

by maximumdamage69 December 7, 2022

Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.

I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!

by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023

The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

The best match player

Sam is the best

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

pissy match

when two people go off on each other, yelling and one uping each other, for no common goal expect being pissy.

Jenna and Britt just got into an hour pissy match.

by carter6 July 24, 2017

mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture

Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.

by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018