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by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021

The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

Matthew Long

Otto von rizzmark
The last rizzort
Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress
Artirizzal intelligence
Natural Rizzaster
First Rizzponder
Member of the nation of Rizzlam
Crizztiano Rizzaldo
Rizzaldinho
The grand rizzard
Ghost of rizzmas past
13 rizzons why
The rizzler
Rizzly bear
The boy who cried rizz
Abraham rizzcoln
Adolf Rizzler
Rizzy Neutron
A degree in quantum rizzics
Barack Rizzbama
Need a rizztraining order
Anakin rizzwalker
Rizzard of oz
Lord of the rizz
Performed a rizzerruction
Rizzosaurus Rex
From the village hidden in the rizz
Offering rizztitution and rizzarations
Glenn Rizzmire
Rizz Khalifa
Martin Luther Rizz
Kamala Harizz
Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz
Rizzilicious
Rizziliguous
Rizziologist
Rizzillionaire
Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper
Leader of the rizzistance
Chrizz Brown
Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed deer
Wolverizz
Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies
Prisoner of rizzkaban
Rizzaholic
Rizza Parks
Rizz: Hemsworth
Albert Rizzenstein
Playing rizzident evil
Mike rizzowski
Franklin D Rizzevelt
Queen Erizzabeth
Kyle Rizzenhouse
Walt Rizzney
Signed the declaration of rizzdependence
From the state of Rizzouri
Rizz Al Ghul
Corona Virizz
Rizztafarian
Rizzie Smalls
R(izz) Kelly
Rizzil war veteran
Rizz and Morty
Geralt of Rizzia
Alvin and the Rizzmunks

COMMON W MATTHEW LONG RIZZ

by Tedez December 19, 2022

Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

by GavinT May 5, 2008

Long wave

A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.

There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.

by gccradioscience October 30, 2008

Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018