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Joint Washington

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!

(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
"Bruh we don't got enough for a full blunt, we gotta roll a Joint Washington!"
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
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Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G June 26, 2016
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Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves
I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey
by Urban Leonardo September 1, 2020
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Pink Joints

by Bridget S December 4, 2011
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Compound Jointing

To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.
Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.
by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012
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Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.
After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.
by TightTina May 21, 2023
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sklimbas joint

A joint at the bottom of the ankle founded by CallMeCarson
Hey I hurt my sklimbas joint it hurts like hell
by Me but me October 30, 2019
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