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Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.
My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose
by anonymous September 21, 2021
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Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey
Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*
by Bruhnham July 23, 2021
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Gobble Squabble

The scrunched up and saggy skin between your dick and the top of your scrotum when it is warm or outside or pinched. Similar shape as the wattle on a chicken.
“Babe, your gobble squabble keeps hitting my chin!”

“Did you see Kevin in the showers after the game yesterday, his gobble squabble was immaculate!”

“Grab my gobble squabble when you go down, it’ll make me cum way faster!”
by Guggilodall July 10, 2021
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gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business
That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x
by iquee April 21, 2022
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Gobbled

Ate, but to a greater extent
Girl u gobbled and left no crumbs
by SDict November 29, 2022
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Gobbles

Cranked my hog and almost hit some road clibbins glad I didn’t crash , Gobbles
by Hoss the hog cranker September 23, 2022
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Gobble

You gobble down either, dick, or food, gobble gobble
I like to gobble dick
I like to gobble food
by Pseudonymjmad September 27, 2022
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