Glock

A school supply that is popular amongst American culture.

American kid:

Hey ņikita! Why are you so quiet?

Ņikita: *reaches in bag for glock*

by akselly March 12, 2021

Sound like a glock

When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock

Person: *speaking*
Person 2: Oh my gosh you sound like a glock

by PotatoMika March 13, 2021

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

glock timing

When it’s time to crashout.

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi”
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*

by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024

glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl

i love the glock 13

by Flightpass November 20, 2024

Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole

damn he just got glock 49ed

by Flightpass November 21, 2024

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025