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Fuzzy Daddy

Someone who stresses over little things. Everything has to be just so.
TAIN STOP STRESSING MAN. YOU'RE SUCH A FUZZY DADDY
by FURMBRO March 3, 2017
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fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 20, 2013
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Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!
Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!
by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013
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fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
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fuzzy rainbows

Used in the Stage countdown before the first set starts at a Billy Strings concert.
(15 minutes 'till 8pm they announce: 15 minutes 'till fuzzy rainbows. At 5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows the crowd grew noticably excited.)
by Billy Fan February 14, 2023
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fuzzy rainbows

Billy Strings did not like the 5 minute warning they were given until showtime so someone suggested 5 minutes til fuzzy rainbows instead. Billy liked that! Billy is fuzzy rainbows!
by Silly4Billy February 14, 2023
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Hot Fuzzy

When one individual grows out all hair around the anus for an extended period of time, without trimming or performing any hair removal of any sort and then sits on top of another individuals nose and passes gas.
The man saw the woman eating broccoli and knew it wouldn’t be long until he would be getting a hot fuzzy.
by Derpderpdoop December 1, 2022
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