Choad Woodle

A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.

Person 1: Hey are you gay?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.

Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.

by ApersonA October 24, 2020

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

by firestarter2 October 9, 2020

Choad

A nickname for Toad from Mario games (NSMBW, NSMBU, and Super Mario 3d Word, etc.)
(IYKYK)

(It = Choad)
C - “It’s not a bad thing, it’s a nickname for Toad.”
Ty - “Yeah, until somebody googles it.”
C - “They’ll just find Toad.”
Ty - “No they won’t.”

by Anonymous WRTP Watcher August 22, 2022

choad

the hood of a womans loins.some have outties others have choads, the fupa is a choad.

I GOT MY CHOAD LICKED. LICKING OF THE CHOAD. NOT CUNNINGLUS.

by TIFFYCA SHEROXU1 April 10, 2022

Choad Chowder

Another colorful name for cum, but especially when it’s more thick and clumpy.

(John)” mannnn I heard Maria swallows cum!”
(Mike) “ oh yeah bro, she loves that Choad Chowder”

by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025

Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.

Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!

by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025

Choad blower

A person who specializes in giving blow jobs to people with choads

Mr. Duffy is such a choad blower

by Big dam February 28, 2024