Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

Puss chapped

When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.

Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.

by Sumrbrzg April 12, 2023

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂

by anonymous December 16, 2023

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂"

by danny habib December 16, 2023

chap

Someone who claims they are apart of "a crew of Nortes that are really about it" and they are of Arabian Descent named Kaream. He can also be called a "Sucka"

"Kaream is a chap he a sucka he ain pullin up on no one 😂"

by danny habib December 16, 2023

Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

Chap Lord

A Jamaican Phrase meaning someone who has mastered the art of scamming.

Man a Chap Lord

by 1lawd September 18, 2021