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Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
by JS123678123 February 19, 2024
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oreo blizzard

the oreo blizzard consists of putting oreos up your asshole so far that you vomit them out so they come out the other hole (your mouth).
bro me and this chick just had the best oreo blizzard last night
by damo dazza February 28, 2024
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Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.
There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".
by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024
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blizzard demon

A woman who is a hoe that acts like an innocent person
by Niggaballz6077 March 28, 2024
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Blizzard Chimp

A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.

While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.

They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.

Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
by zoomcalf August 7, 2022
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The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible
Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard
by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022
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Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.
"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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