Ak-47

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure; no one was lining up to buy their cars.

The Angel King, or Ak-47

by pooo pee January 18, 2021

AK

Exactly what you don't want to see pointed at you.

"Whoa... We can settle this... No need to pull out the AK."

by Who the hell am I? February 19, 2021

ak-47

a gun that goes pew pew vary loud

this ak-47 is vary loud

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021

AK 69

The act of a penis ejaculating small amounts of cum multiple times, like a AK 47 shooting

My man's dick was an AK 69

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

AK Jones

This is a sexual act. The male partner snorts a line of onion powder inducing a violent sneezing attack. He then places his nose and mouth over the female partners cooter. And acts like the woman’s vibrator.

Aw my vibrator died.

Don’t worry baby I’ll grab the onion powder and give you an AK Jones

by Nuclear Waffle October 19, 2025

AK

"AK" Anno Kirkini, a Latin phrase for "in the year of the kirk (Charlie kirk),"

i cant believe on 14 October 2026 it will be 33 AK (Anno kirkini)

by Ham1zh January 4, 2026

Ak

Someone who is very confrontational

Ak You Gotta Relaxx

by Mr.QueLoQue November 22, 2021