zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.

I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.

by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014

Zombie Flipping

Zombie Flipping is a term used to describe the "high" induced by mixing the drugs Krokodil and bathsalts. Side effects include rotting flesh and an insatiable hunger for human faces. Also known as "itchy-tasty" and and "Droppin' Dahmers".

Klyde: "Holly Buggering Bumble bee's Roger! Paul's chewing off his own bloody arm! has he gone MENTAL?"

Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."

by Eddie IZM December 10, 2014

zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.

"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"

by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013

pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.

We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.

by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015

Zombie toke

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.

Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch

by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018

Spitting zombie

An ejaculating penis.

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.

by spittingzombie August 29, 2018

Zombie drug

A Drug turns you into a zombie. how fun does that sound?

Zombie:erghhhhhh
Guy: You took the zombie drug hm?
Zombie: I guess so.

by kEVINHAERT December 8, 2017