Target

A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!

I can't leave TARGET. I am addicted.
Let's go to Target Now.

by #Youtube May 21, 2022

Target Run

Slang for "I Want it in the Ass."

Guy A: Hey, wanna go on a target run?
Guy B: you know it.

by asiimov March 16, 2022

Target

A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!

Damn, I gotta go to target?! All the shit here is so expensive!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022

Target Incognita

When you are trying to find a specific item in a Target but do not know where that item is stocked. The portion of the store which you do not know is Target Incognita.

“They just remodeled the store and moved everything, now everything is Target Incognita”

by snarf22 October 19, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021

Target

Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.

Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.

by Orrinpants September 13, 2021