Spanish Custard

When you cum in your spanish girlfriend

Dad: How was your date with Maria?
Son: it was great. I gave her a spanish custard, if you know what I mean?

by Mike lit 69 January 18, 2022

Spanish Tire

When you just know your Spanish friend has been tied up with unused rubber bike tires at some time in his life for a weird sex thing

Hey man, did you hang out with Adolfo last night? No, I heard he was at home with Paula getting a Spanish Tire.

by SpanishTire August 4, 2021

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

spanish omlette

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.

Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.

by Dubbaj September 10, 2008

spanish nose

the art of placing ones nose in the anal cavity of someone else and exhaling. called so since many spanish people were thought to have performed this during the revolution

Pedro spanished nosed Juan last night in my bed

by Jasvk May 13, 2003

doin it spanish

the best damned dodgeball team at clemson university

"Dude, we totally got our asses kicked by Doin It Spanish."

by Gunter March 15, 2005

Spanish Jungle

A phrase used by someone who is perplexed, but cannot find the right curse words to express their anger.

John - "Honey, I think it is time we see other people"
Jane - "Urgh!! Spanish Jungle!"

by C.P.C. September 10, 2010