slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022

The slippery Charlotte

When a girl named Charlotte is doing a one handed hand stand whilst fingering herself with the other hand while a man is laying on the floor receiving one handed, hand stand push up head

Me and this chick did the slippery Charlotte last night mann

by Rod dunnly September 1, 2021

Slippery Frog

When you are in the shower with your lady and you lather her all up then put it in her butt without prior notification. She starts trying to climb out of the shower looking like a slippery frog.

I pulled a slippery frog on my lady yesterday. I got donkey kicked once she regained her footing.

by Berry Mike Hawkin May 17, 2023

Slippery sniffer

Licking your finger and sticking it up someone's nostril.

My boyfriend kept ticking me so I gave him a slippery sniffer LoL... He stopped tickling me.

by Amanda686hodges June 3, 2023

Slippery jimmy

When doing a shit that just slides out.

Ahh mate I’m bout to do a slippery jimmy. (Best said in an Irish accent)

by King Doctor June 26, 2023

slippery Niagara

When a woman is wet you can’t stay in

When you’re trying to have sex but your Dick keeps slipping out. Slippery Niagara

by Meatyhog February 26, 2023

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021