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Social Credit Score

the Social Credit Score was made by the CCP and it is used to track Chinese citizens or foreigners. If your score is higher than 70, you will be treated very well in China. but, if your score is lower than 70...... You know what'll happen...
CCP Social Credit Score test:

Question 1. Who is our dear Leader?
>> 1.) Xi Jing-Ping
2.) John Xena
2.) Donald Trump
4.) Winnie the Pooh
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 30 points!

Question 2. What is Taiwan?
>> 1.) A Chinese province
2.) A country
3.) Something that should be invaded
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 60 points!

Question 3. How many hours of video games should you play?
>> 1.) 1-3 Hours
2.) 6-9 Hours
3.) 420 Hours
4.) 42069 Hours
Congrats; you selected the right answer, your score went up by 100 points!

Question 4. What happened in Tienanmen Square in 1989?
1.) Nothing out of the ordinary
>> 2.) A bloody massacre
3.) Something that we should cover up

WARNING, YOU CHOSE THE WRONG ANSWER; YOUR SCORE WENT DOWN BY 327891378947897548975493857 POINTS, YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TOMORROW.
by anonymous200020 June 7, 2023
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A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.
Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
by crap house hose June 30, 2023
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Green score

I love the environment I even have a green score of 10!
by WwW25 November 15, 2023
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scoring pole

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.
by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023
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Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.
And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024
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OES (Offensive Efficiency Score)

OES, or Offensive Efficiency Score, is a complex metric that is used to assess a basketball player's performance on the offensive end of the court. It considers several factors, including points scored, assists, rebounds, free throws made, missed field goals, turnovers, and personal fouls, among others.

To calculate OES, each of these statistics is assigned a weight based on its relative importance, and a weighted sum is then computed. This results in a single score that represents a player's offensive efficiency.

OES is a more comprehensive measure of offensive performance than traditional metrics like points per game or field goal percentage because it takes into account a wide range of factors. For example, OES considers shooting efficiency, playmaking ability, usage rate, and situational performance, providing a more nuanced assessment of a player's skillset and impact.

It is worth noting that OES can be customized based on the specific goals of the analysis. Different analysts or teams may prioritize different aspects of offensive performance, leading to different versions of OES or similar metrics.

Overall, OES is a powerful tool for evaluating a basketball player's offensive efficiency and contributions. By incorporating a wide range of statistics and factors, it provides a more comprehensive and nuanced picture of a player's impact on the court.
Wow LeBron James OES (Offensive Efficiency Score) score is really good!
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Dilbert score

The propensity of a previously well respected person to ruin their careers and public image by becoming increasingly racist and or batshit crazy.
Elon has a Dilbert score of 10
by Snootboy November 26, 2023
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