cranial scat

When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.

Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.

by FartBoxPuncher June 30, 2016

cranial scat

when you bathe your partner with your sperm

Bro, I gave her a cranial scat} and she couldn't get my sperm out for weeks!!

by ilikebluewaffles69 May 22, 2016

Scat-illogical

Something that doesn't make sense to a jazz musician

Jazz Musician: "That joke about the massive poo doesn't make any sense"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"

by BobHobnobBobbobbob July 14, 2021

Scat

Define scat: Going away.
Slang for feline feces.

Scat! Get off my property!
The cat scat in the back of the tractor.

by knockknockdefinetime September 3, 2021

uber scat head

the ultimate human being who has shit for brains

Dion Fowler is an uber scat head

by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012

Scat

Look it up. Mozart had a huge thing for scat, actually….

Music teacher: I love Mozart, he’s so dreamy…
Me: yknow Mozart had a thing for scatology? Eg scat? Basically he was infatuated with poop ;)

by Lil barnacles #1 fan May 28, 2023

scat kink

something that Cesar Torres has

omg ceast torest scat kink?!11/!!!1

by marmite heathbar January 21, 2023