STD

The STD (Stu’s Time to Destination) is a scale of 1 to 10 to rate the distance to any destination. The STD must be less then 1km to qualify, distances over 1km are unachievable to return with a stomach full of prawns and ice cream.

The STD is inversely proportional to approximate meterage value to destination divided by 100.

Eg. The Thai restaurant is 600m from the motel, giving it STD of 4

That Thai restaurant is an STD of 4 so let’s just have dinner at seafood, it’s a STD of 9.

by horvdong November 30, 2023

STD

addison hopkins

bru addison hopkins got another std

by Landon woolwine July 3, 2023

Stds

If you're not going to have the magistrate's patronage then I'll have it for you...

Hym "Ew, stds... Gross..."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023

STD

Silent treatment d*ck

My girl always complaining, finally gave her that STD!!!

by KRUELLEON December 1, 2021

STD's

S= Suck STD's don't do it.
T= Ten

D= Dicks

My boi iron craver is a living that STD's, sucking, dripping, overflowing.

by ILoveEatingBeans September 26, 2022

STD

Slay the day.
Slay means to complete or do something with great compassion, vigor, humor, joy, etc.
If you have STD'd, it means to have slayed the day and made the most of it.

Peter exclaimed, "I love to STD!"
Julianna replied, "Oh yes! STD!"

by QuinnTheSlayer May 13, 2022