spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

Spencer-Jones

The art of ex-urbanites venturing into the realm of cross-dressing once they’ve matured away from the lure of inner city pleasures. Named after actor and comedian Chris Spencer-Jones after his return from a bustling Norwegian city to humble Norwich.

Look at Chris, being a Spencer-Jones with his new Bodycon dress and love for hedges now he’s grown up a bit

by Mr Bayliss March 25, 2019

Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018

Madi Spencer

a slut, piece of shit, better off dead

That girl just Madi Spencer'd me

by lmfaouh April 17, 2017

spencer reed

A geek in Criminal Minds who uses a weird gun and his smarts to catch baddies.

Well hello there Dr. Spencer Reed

by Dr. Hypnotist PHD January 2, 2017

Spencer Asamoah

Brother Slavery

Spencer Asamoah, the brother slavery died in the gulag again

by shalomboys June 20, 2020

Spencer Roll

To send someone a link to "iCarly: iGet Pranky!" video, which has "The Joke is On You" song as background sound, making them believe that they're gonna see something completely different.

Troll: Visit this website to get free robux!

*insert a link to a Spencer Roll*

Me: No, I'm not clicking that!

by Didami July 23, 2022