Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

gurffy pud

Noun- A galatnis meat sack shape like a flaccid penis.

Verb- gurffing the pud - when you have a wet hand then rub it on the carpet so cat hair sticks to it, then masterbated with said hand.

Scott, you're such a gurffy pud

Scott should stop petting my cat with his wet hand. We all know he's gurffing the pud

by Phillip handin ass October 16, 2018

gay pudding

when you make fellow friends search gay porn to prove a point.

The proof is in the pudding, the gay pudding.

by itmechickenlittle December 17, 2018

Roll in the Pudding

A slang used to announce you'll be participating in sex with a lovely woman, her booty will shake like strawberry lime jello.

"Hey, you gonna go see Bon Qui'Qui later?"
"Ya I'm going for a roll in the pudding'."

or

""Just call me Mr. Cosby!"
"So you going for a roll in the pudding?
"You can have fun and eat it too!"

by RabertaHouse February 9, 2010

Pudding hammock

The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.

Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock

by Ducci13 August 12, 2012

pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

chillin with the pud

In intake of the illigal substance, marijuanna.

"Hey dude, wanna chill with the pud tonight?"

by ace May 13, 2005