by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020
Get the Pity Moan mug.When an incel laments about the object of their affection, or the opposite sex in general having no interest in them. Self pity but is incel in nature.
Incel: "I don't know why girls don't see me for the catch that I am! Nice guys like me always end up alone."
Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"
Pretty much everybody: "STFU! Nobody wants to hear your incelf pity!"
by Pace_Picante October 16, 2020
Get the Incelf pity mug.Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren January 28, 2014
Get the pity sext mug.The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
Get the Shit Pity mug.parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
Get the You're Pitiful mug.a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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