National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House

Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House

Is That Your Partner Then Let Me Haunted House

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them

Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them

Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!

Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.

by retrowand May 2, 2025

Silent partner

Investors that provide companies financial support but aren't involved in day-to-day operations and don't participate in management tasks. As a result, they can potentially lose their entire investment—but typically no more.

He has set up two profitable businesses although he is now a silent partner in one of them.

by @marie1737 April 6, 2024

Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.

"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

by Holy hell pick a name already May 24, 2024

Prius partner

One who doesn’t mind driving or having a Prius delivered up to 500 miles as the crow flies for a great deal on a new or used Prius.

Wow! You’re from Doylestown, Pennsylvania? How’d you make it up to Michigan?

I’m a Prius partner.

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021