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Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
by Al Golston November 20, 2011
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Disco Pistol

A way to refer to penis photographs (dick pics for you uncouth individuals) while in polite company.
"Put your phone away, no one wants to see your disco pistols man!"
by delta1094 March 6, 2019
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the Sex Pistols

A pretty awesome punk band that was founded in 1975 and made the famous songs Anarchy in the uk and god save the queen. The band was hated in britain and they were very controversial.
-Hey do you want to see the sex pistols tonight at the consert?
-yea
by Dif1891 fuck aik June 19, 2018
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rob da pistol

When your partner wants you to cum inside of her. She feels she fulfilled and it is her duty getting you to unload every bit of cum into her and loves the feeling of it splashing inside.
Yeah she robs da pistol every time.

She can’t get enough keeping me in Bombliss and and loves to rob da pistol till it’s empty whenever we can.
by DIRTNAPP February 28, 2023
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pistol

a secret name for a vaporiser/vape
give me a bit of your pistol
do you have a pistol?
by anonymous March 21, 2023
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Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.
by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024
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pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.
Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.
by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023
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