Nolan

verb. to engage futilely and ceaselessly in crying, and pouting for the attention of others

Steve: Tim is really nolan-ing today.
Me: ain't nobody got time for that

by yelloh January 7, 2023

Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.

guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade

by Sotamboys January 8, 2023

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Seligson

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.

Nolan Seligson failed Calculus 2.

by KanyeWest4Life April 20, 2023

Nolan

Some guy who works his ass off and he is really fit and hot and athletic

Girl 1: LOOK HOW SEXY THAT GUY Nolan IS HES MY BF
GIRL 2: IK NOLAN IS MY DREAM GUY

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan

Some hot ass guy who works out and girls have a HUGE CRUSH ON HIM

Girl 1: LOOK HOW HOT NOLAN IS AND HOW HARD HE WORKS
GIRL 2: NOLAN IS SO HOT AND HARD-WORKING 😍

by Ashoka Holda November 21, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is outgoing and fun. He is a good looking guy who is confident and funny. He is very entertaining and when hanging out with him, you will never be bored. At first all you see is the fun side of him but once you get to know him you will see that he is actually a big softy with a big heart. He is the type of person to stick up for the people he cares about and to say things that other people are too scared to say. He is brave and doesn’t care what others think. Once you really get to know him though you’ll see that he is very self aware. He is very particular with who he lets see the real him and who he decides to care about. He would entertain anyone and be friends with almost anyone but only a select few get to see who he truly is when he isn’t busy trying to make people laugh and be entertaining.

Person 1: Nolan is so funny!
Person 2: I know right. I don’t know anyone else like him.

by weirddome28 November 26, 2023