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Stinky Muppet

When you give someone a rimjob with a sock puppet.
That gir the other night took off her sock and gave me a Stinky Muppet.
by High G. Wrection March 27, 2019
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Muppet face

by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019
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Muppet

A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"
by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019
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Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things
Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet
by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019
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muppet

an idiot who chats the most bs and acts hard but dont do shit
tim: dereks a muppet
tom: twat
by PowerRangerNeek1 January 22, 2020
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harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.
by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020
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Muppet Punch

1. To strike someone through any part of the body of another.

2. A specific form of hamfwamf, where the weaponized motherfucker is somehow worn by the attacker.
Observer 1: “Did you see that? He punched that dude’s head into that other dude’s head!“

Observer 2: “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.“

Observer 1: “What?”

Observer 2: “You know, like, he’s got Kermit on his hand, and fuckin’ Kermit’s like...” makes a headbutting motion, that would be a punch for the puppeteer “Fuckin’ muppet punch, man.”

Observer 1: “Why are you like this?”
by Ends-the-Dance June 17, 2020
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