CP Merchant

Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.

Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.

Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao

Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant

by LoganLogger March 19, 2025

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Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.

Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.

by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024

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Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024

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Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.

“ Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”

by Liam Chain July 27, 2024

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Mileage Merchant

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.

John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

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Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.

John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?

by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024

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