Stat Merchant

An NBA player who chases stats despite the good of the team.

Nikola Jokic is a stat merchant.

by inwegothisway March 14, 2025

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CP Merchant

Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.

Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.

Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao

Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant

by LoganLogger March 19, 2025

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CP Merchant

Pirates that transport cargo pants, cheese pizza enjoyers, or Playboi Carti enthusiasts

Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"

by LoganLogger March 25, 2025

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Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

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Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

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Griddy Merchant

Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.

Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

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