A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.
by TheWhittyOne September 7, 2023
Get the Discord Mattress mug.A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
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by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024
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