matthew

A clever and attractive dude, they know they are cute and take advantage of it. A player, mostly only hangsout with popular people. Basically shallow and when you are friends with them it’s nice. Mostly thinks with his dick.

Girl 1: Wow look at him, he’s so cute.
Girl 2: Yeah, that’s Matthew. He’s a player though.

by DangDatGirlDou January 7, 2018

Matthew

A ‘sharpshooter’. A person that tends to be sketchy and try to roast people. And sometimes threatens to shoot up a school.

That kid is such a Matthew.

by Real hack3r May 10, 2018

Matthew

A gay prick with no dick

"Matthew....your gay"

by BBoyJC19 March 2, 2017

matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH

"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"

by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016

Matthew

A nerd who is killed in among us countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

A sexy beast longing to lose his virginity by the age of 10

Really wild and horny Matthew is the guy

by HORNY GIRL July 16, 2015

Matthew

A horny person, who enjoys having sex. He enjoys getting it instead of taking it. A Matthew has blonde and purple hair, greenish blue eyes, and little to no brain. He laugh sounds weird. He is completely messed up, since his boyfriend is a slut, and his mother is a bitch. He has a pet pussy. And his computer is a stupid DELL .. ugh.

Look at Matthew, he's horny again.

by cuddles6350439 June 28, 2011