Match attax

Football cards you can collect, quite fun.

Did you get the new match attax pack?

by plaathe March 26, 2023

Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.

She has mix match kids.

by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024

BOXing Match

When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.

Damn. Earned this black eye when I lost the boxing match.

by maximumdamage69 December 7, 2022

Mix-Matched

What people say when they really meant mismatched.

I mix-matched my outfit. Oh wait! I meant mismatched!

by Illiteracy Warrior January 11, 2023

matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.

“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”

by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021

hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021